:14:01
and one Super 8 movie
:14:04
featuring the reproductive
rites and customs
:14:06
of countries
from around the world.
:14:13
In Scandinavia,
:14:16
"The World Audiovisual
Encyclopedia of Reproduction"
:14:20
has achieved record sales.
:14:25
Montoya Publishers
will have the honor
:14:28
of collaborating
in the installments
:14:33
on Spanish
reproductive customs.
:14:39
And I want to offer you
a unique opportunity.
:14:43
Make these educational
Super 8 movies
:14:45
in your own home
while you copulate,
:14:48
- and you will be participating...
- What's copulate?
:14:50
...in this rigorous scientific study.
:14:53
Of course, this encyclopedia
:14:57
will only be sold
in Scandinavian countries.
:15:01
Any questions?
:15:08
Pardon me... In other words,
:15:11
you want us
to make the movies
:15:15
when we are making love
to our wives,
:15:18
in our homes.
:15:20
Scientifically speaking, yes.
:15:22
This is an insult. It's disgusting.
:15:26
How much per movie?
:15:27
Fifty thousand pesetas
per movie plus a bonus,
:15:31
depending on the number
of movies sold.
:15:33
In other words,
installment sales.
:15:36
Don't you think my wife and I
:15:38
are too old
for this kind of experiment?
:15:42
No, I don't. Every complete
scientific experiment
:15:46
needs a sample
of the entire active population
:15:50
of the country. Without...
:15:52
Count on us, Don Carlos.
:15:54
Thank you.
Without further delay,
:15:56
let's welcome our experts...