:11:04
Fuckwad!
:11:06
Find Ringling Brothers. Get someone
who understands profit. Whoa!
:11:10
Brandon Lang.
:11:12
The Marlboro man here.
:11:14
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, you're in great shape.
:11:17
- I've been in better.
- You're modest too. Oh!
:11:20
Modesty - not a virtue.
Could be a vice. Sit down.
:11:24
There are rules to success, my friend.
:11:26
Rule number one is know what you know,
know what you don't know,
:11:30
and know that I gotta know everything
you know as soon as you know it.
:11:34
- Sooner.
- Yes, sir.
:11:36
- You ever sell before?
- No.
:11:39
- Are you religious?
- I believe in God.
:11:42
Hey, Liz.
:11:44
This is me 30 years ago, right?
It's remarkable the resemblance.
:11:48
I mean, he's a little taller. I'll give him that.
:11:51
Oh, boy, you know, I'm not supposed
to do this. It's bad for my... condition.
:11:57
Nobody knows this, Liz, OK?
:12:00
So before I die...
:12:03
Did you do anything
other than sports phone in Vegas?
:12:06
Just the 900 recordings,
you know, 10 bucks a call.
:12:09
That's chump change.
:12:11
I mean, we're going after
much bigger fish here.
:12:14
You know, networks don't talk about it,
government can't tax it,
:12:18
but sports betting
is a 200-billion-dollar-a-year business.
:12:21
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
:12:22
A lot of gamblers out there, man,
and they have needs.
:12:25
And come Monday morning after a losing
weekend, they got big needs. Gargantuan.
:12:34
See that? That's every
football game played last Sunday.
:12:37
You know why Monday-night football's
the most watched game of the week?
:12:41
Monday's the last chance bettors have
to climb out of the hole they got in
:12:45
to pay their bookies on Tuesday.
:12:47
Sports betting's illegal in 49 states,
including this one.
:12:51
But what we do is not.
:12:53
We are 100% legal, like stockbrokers,
:12:57
only instead of counting stocks,
we advise people on how to bet.