:17:00
- So this was my interview.
- Oh, you're swift.
:17:03
How'd I do?
:17:04
Except for an illegal forward pass, perfect.
Congratulations.
:17:08
Thank you very much.
:17:09
1-800-238-6648.
:17:12
1-800, bet on it. Absolutely free.
:17:16
(Walter) This is the first floor,
and it's all yours.
:17:19
The TV's satellite, and it swivels.
:17:24
Your bedroom.
:17:26
Got a Jacuzzi in there
the size of a kiddy pool.
:17:31
You know what this is?
Looks like weights to me.
:17:34
Yeah, baby.
:17:36
Now, I'm gonna put your copy here...
:17:40
on your desk.
:17:42
Walter, this is sweet ass.
:17:44
- A man's chair.
- That's what I'm talking about.
:17:49
OK. I'm gonna start you on the 900 numbers.
Same gig you had in Vegas.
:17:54
Make your picks, record them each day.
Monday through Friday, once a day.
:17:58
- Five times a day on a weekend.
- Mm-hm.
:18:01
Each call's worth 25 bucks a shot.
:18:04
Now, we're doing about
three dozen hits a week. That's nothing.
:18:07
We should triple that.
:18:09
Now, before you get into your test copy
here, I got a few words for you.
:18:14
Your pitch sucks. No offence.
:18:17
But you got potential,
so we gotta find a way to bust you out.
:18:21
- Bust me out?
- Yeah.
:18:22
We're gonna start
by giving you a new name.
:18:26
John Anthony. Just came to me.
:18:30
John Anthony, the million-dollar man.
:18:33
What's wrong with Brandon Lang?
:18:35
Nothing's wrong with Brandon Lang.
It's just that he's still living with his mommy.
:18:40
John Anthony's living large.
:18:42
He don't hold back.
He's got a direct line to God.
:18:45
And for a measly 25 bucks a call,
he's gonna let the world's losers listen in.
:18:50
"Hello, sports fans.
:18:52
"This is John Anthony in the Big Apple
with my big-money picks.
:18:56
"The action starts Saturday
with college ball,
:18:59
"and our first match-up
is Michigan against Indiana.