Two for the Money
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- Really? A religious thing?
- No, it's not a religious thing. I just...

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It was all right for Chaucer 600 years ago.
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Hey! I don't want to embarrass you,
but I gotta do this.

:32:11
I got someone here
who has a problem saying "fuck."

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- (Southie) Hold on.
- (all) Fuck you!

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(Brandon) Look at that.
A lot of brunettes.

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Where are we headed?
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We're gonna continue your education.
:32:30
- Hi. Is this the meeting?
- Yes, yes. Come on in. Hi.

:32:33
You'd think with two mortgages out,
the repo guys staking out my car,

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my job on the line, and my wife
threatening to leave, that I'd stop,

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instead of staying in the chase,
doubling down.

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It's a disease, Leon.
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Yeah, man. Look, admitting
you have a problem is the first step.

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(woman) Yeah.
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I guess I must be doing pretty good
because I've got one big problem.

:32:58
- (man) Don't worry about it, Leon.
- It's OK, Leon.

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- (woman) Hang in there, Leon.
- Hey.

:33:03
My name is Walter
and I'm new to this group...

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(all) Hey, Walter.
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...but I am not new to these meetings.
I've been coming 18 years now.

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As a matter of fact, friends,
this is my 936th consecutive meeting.

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- (man) Hey, man, well done.
- (applause)

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(Walter) Well done is right.
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And in all that time I haven't once been
to a track or a casino or bet on a game.

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Hand to God, not a cent.
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So I know where you're coming from, Leon.
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Believe me, I know. I heard your story,
and it's something I relate to,

:33:37
but I gotta say, if I learned anything,
it's that gambling is not your problem.

:33:42
- It's not?
- Not even close.

:33:44
I don't know how to say this without
sounding rude, but you're a lemon, Leon.

:33:50
Like a bad car, there is something
inherently defective in you.

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And you. And you. And me.
And all of us in this room.

:33:58
We're all lemons.
We look like everybody else,


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