Two for the Money
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85% weekend. You're a mutant!
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I definitely want to be there with him.
Put it on a plate.

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Oh, my God. Thank you. You saved my life.
That is beautiful.

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What... What's going on?
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Walter's doctor - this is good news -
finally put him on an exercise program.

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I want to be there the first time
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to make sure the trainer understands
his aversion to consistency. Excuse me.

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- Aversion to consistency?
- Mm-hm.

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That's Walter. He's always been that way.
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- Well, that's consistent.
- Well, that's true. (laughs)

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You are cute. Take a bite.
Tell me what you think.

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Life is fucking good.
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So... let's talk about making it better.
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Uh-oh. Duck, Brandon. Here it comes.
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I'm thinking of putting
John Anthony on TV this week.

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If you do this, from here on out,
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you're gonna have to eat, sleep,
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drink, breathe,
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talk, walk and fart John Anthony.
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That's the way it is.
There's no holding back.

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You gotta be it,
completely, or it doesn't work.

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That's right, and just think it over.
Don't decide now.

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It's the only move.
If it means I've gotta act, that's cool.

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No. No acting. This is living.
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You didn't hear me.
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From here on out,
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Brandon Lang and his fettuccine knee,
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and his self-fucking-pity,
is as flat dead as Donald Trump's hair.

:41:39
And John "I Can Walk On Fucking Water"
Anthony has taken his place.

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Now, listen
to what he's asking you, Brandon.

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I'm gonna build an empire around you.
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It's gonna cost me.
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- You understand what I'm saying?
- Hell, yeah, I understand.

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I'm John fucking Anthony.
I've got a crystal ball.


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