:17:00
Mad skills. Is that how they say it
in the concrete jungle?
:17:04
You hail from the 'hood, huh?
Like LBC?
:17:07
Southern central?
City of Compton?
:17:11
Yo, you really wild around here.
:17:14
Thanks. I think.
Hey, I'm Alexander, by the way.
:17:19
You can call me Alex, Al, or if you prefer
the African-American vernacular, G-funk.
:17:23
G? Hi, man. Tre.
:17:26
What's up, Tre? Poppin'.
:17:30
Yo, you know what's going on
with all the intensity over there?
:17:33
Oh, yeah, well...
:17:35
You see, Rob captains
this school streetball team.
:17:39
We're playing in this tourney
called the Blacktop Battle
:17:41
and they're seeking revenge
on the team that beat us.
:17:44
- Well, are you on the squad?
- Totally.
:17:48
I make sure the bench stays warm and the
team stays hydrated with energy drinks.
:17:52
- Chicks dig that.
- They do?
:17:54
No. Not at all.
:17:56
But, you know,
I get to chill with Rob and the crew.
:17:59
During halftime. We're playing
our crosstown rivals tomorrow night.
:18:03
- You should come by.
- You know what, Alley Al?
:18:06
I just might do that.
:18:09
I'll holler at you.
:18:12
Holler.
:18:13
Dear God, may our shots go "swish"
and our defense be tight,
:18:16
and may the hot young ladies
freak every one of us all night.
:18:20
Except for Alexander.
We know he doesn't get any.
:18:22
- Saints on three.
- One, two, three, Saints!