:04:00
and when the dinner rush hits,
we'll have him watch the training videos.
:04:04
Mitch, just listen to
what Monty says today,
:04:07
and we'll have you out
on the floor by early next week.
:04:09
- Sound good?
- Yeah.
:04:11
All right then. Give him a quick tour
before your shift starts.
:04:13
Good stuff.
:04:17
Well, Mitch, first thing.
You ever worked in a restaurant before?
:04:21
- Actually, yeah...
- Well, it doesn't really matter anyway.
:04:24
Working in a restaurant's
all about learning a routine.
:04:26
Everything that Dan wants me
to show you, teach you,
:04:29
all that can be learned
in a few hours.
:04:31
But...
:04:33
if you wanna work here,
:04:37
in this restaurant,
:04:40
I really think that
you need to ask yourself
:04:42
one simple question.
:04:47
How do you feel about
frontal male nudity?
:05:04
- What the heck...
- Pretty fucked up, huh?
:05:06
You see, the reason that I ask
is most of the guys that work here
:05:09
like to play this little game that involves
flashing their genitalia to each other.
:05:13
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
:05:15
Now, the exact object
of the game
:05:17
is to get the other participants to unknowingly
look at your testicles and/or penis.
:05:22
And if they do, you ridicule them mercilessly
for being a fag
:05:24
and get to kick them
in the ass.
:05:27
- But that's...
- I know. I know.
:05:29
It's demented, depraved,
senseless.
:05:33
All true.
:05:35
Now there are rules to the game...
different variations on how to show your dick
:05:39
and/or balls which allow for more kicks.
:05:41
But we're gonna get
into that later.
:05:43
Right now, the first thing
that you have to do
:05:46
is look deep inside yourself and figure out
if you can take an eyeful of that.
:05:55
So are you taking any interesting classes
this semester?
:05:59
Well, yeah.
I'm only taking the two classes,