:18:02
If only I had been so lucky.
:18:07
Okay, so that's
the Abraham Lincoln.
:18:08
But remember, you have to shave it
so it looks like his beard.
:18:11
Otherwise, it don't count.
:18:13
Now the last one.
The last one is called "The Goat."
:18:17
Okay, it's a bit trickier.
But if you can pull it off,
:18:20
you are a god among men,
all right?
:18:23
What you do is you take
your nuts and your dick, right?
:18:28
And you tuck it underneath.
:18:30
Pull your pants down,
show it, all right?
:18:34
With it sticking out the backside.
You got that?
:18:36
Okay, well, that just about covers
all the different variations that we have.
:18:40
But you know, we're always
looking for new positions.
:18:42
So next time you got a little down time,
you find yourself a little bored,
:18:45
play with your nuts,
you know what I'm saying?
:18:47
See what you come up with, okay?
It's all good.
:18:49
All right. I really only have one thing
I wanna talk about today,
:18:53
and that's teamwork.
:18:57
When the dinner rush hits
and things start to get hectic,
:18:59
you all have a tendency to start yelling
and screaming at one another.
:19:02
That's just dumb and senseless, 'cause
you're only gonna be hurting yourselves.
:19:08
Let's think about it. If you upset the hostess,
she's not gonna seat you.
:19:13
If you upset the busboys, they're not gonna
care if your table's ready.
:19:17
If you upset the cooks, they're not gonna care
if your food's taking too long.
:19:21
- The brain!
- Ah, shit!
:19:23
Oh, the brain!
:19:25
I think you're all
great waiters and waitresses.
:19:29
And you should be able to rely on one another
when you're in the weeds.
:19:33
Remember, gang. The difference between
ordinary and extraordinary
:19:39
is that little extra.
:19:41
All right. That's all
I have for you today.
:19:43
Let's have a great shift.
:19:46
Oh, uh, push the fish.
It's about to turn.
:19:49
That's it.
:19:53
- Dean, can I have a word with you?
- Sure.