:32:02
You know, we should probably feel guilty,
but she broke the cardinal rule:
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Don't fuck with people
that handle your food.
:32:10
All right. How you guys doir?
Everything prepared okay?
:32:12
Could be better.
It'll do.
:32:15
I'm sorry. Is there anything
I can do to make it better?
:32:19
Yeah, get me an extra roll.
:32:21
And bring me the check.
:32:23
Sure.
:32:25
No problem.
:32:27
And I'm gonna sing
that bitch a fucking 187.
:32:29
All right then, Calvin.
:32:31
Just relax and start
at the beginning.
:32:34
Okay.
:32:36
About three months ago I just finished my shift,
and I really had to take a piss.
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So, I go into the bathroom.
:32:47
And I'm at the urinal,
just waiting for the flow,
:32:51
minding my own business.
:32:53
When I notice out of
my peripheral vision
:32:57
the guy standing next to me
was looking straight at my dick.
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He's just staring at it
like they're old pals.
:33:05
I could practically hear
what he was thinking.
:33:07
"Whoa. That's a nice dick."
:33:13
And that's it.
:33:14
Since that time, I haven't been able
to use a public bathroom.
:33:17
Goodness.
:33:19
And the next time I tried to take a leak,
I could've sworn
:33:21
the guy standing next to me was staring at me,
and I freaked.
:33:27
Quit staring at my dick!
:33:30
In retrospect, I think
I might've been mistaken.
:33:33
What about the stall?
:33:36
No, it didn't work either.
:33:37
Every time I go to take a piss, I get the image
of that guy's eyes on my shank.
:33:43
And then that's when
I start hearing the voices.
:33:47
Voices?
:33:48
I get this paranoid feeling
there are people outside the stall,
:33:51
and they know I'm having
a difficult time taking a piss.
:33:54
I can hear them saying,
"What's taking him so long?
:33:59
Why can't he just piss
like a normal person?