1:01:08
Mama said they's my magic shoes.
1:01:12
Mama said they'd
take me anywhere.
1:01:14
Of course, Mama used to beat me
with a rubber hose, call me a retard.
1:01:17
Dude, please stop.
Stop. Okay?
1:01:20
I appreciate what
you're trying to do. I do.
1:01:23
But, dude, I'm really not in the mood
for smiling, all right?
1:01:27
Okay.
1:01:29
- What?
- The old lady at table 37 wants you to sing
1:01:31
the birthday song
for her grandson.
1:01:33
His name is Timmy,
and he's eight years old.
1:01:37
I need birthday singers!
1:01:39
- Come on, people! We need birthday singers!
- Fuck.
1:01:48
There he is.
There's the big winner.
1:01:51
- Yeah!
- Hey.
1:01:54
All right. Attention, guests!
1:01:56
Today's a very special occasion.
It's Timmy's eighth birthday!
1:02:02
Big round of applause.
He's earned it.
1:02:05
He's got his whole life ahead of him.
The sky's the limit.
1:02:08
I don't know but I've been told
1:02:10
Someone here is getting old
1:02:12
Good news is dessert is free
1:02:14
Bad news is we sing off-key
1:02:16
Happy birthday
1:02:18
To you
1:02:25
- Look at the camera!
- Picture time.
1:02:31
- All right. All right.
- Cry it off.
1:02:34
Well, we can't go
in the parking lot.
1:02:37
Can't go anywhere
in the kitchen.
1:02:42
Well, maybe we could...
1:02:44
We are not having sex
in the bathroom.
1:02:46
- But...
- No. No way. Forget it.
1:02:51
Oh. Come on, baby.
1:02:57
Come on.