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Live, until they drop dead...
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... from the beautiful
Carlou Theater...
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... in the heart of sunny
Miami Beach, Florida...
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... it's the Veterans Day
Polio Telethon!
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And now, please
welcome your hosts...
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... the beautiful, the talented,
Lanny Morris...
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... and Vince Collins!
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Do you realize
we have to present ourselves...
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...in front of these lovely
people for the next three days?
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Hello, lovely people
for the next three days.
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- Look at you. You're a disgrace.
- What?
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Look, your hair's a mess, your shoes
aren't shined, your shirt's not pressed.
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- Look at your tie. It's not even straight.
- Look at yours. It doesn't even clip on.
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Now...
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...Im upset.
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You know what
happens when I get upset.
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No, no, no. Please.
Please don't hurt me, Vince.
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I've had a terrible day already.
All sorts of bad things have happened.
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I don't wanna be hurt again.
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- You've been hurt already, have you?
- Been hurt real bad.
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And what happened,
pray tell?
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- Want me to pray or want me to tell?
- I think you better pray.
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- I saw this stranger
- I don't know whether you're...
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...singing or speaking.
- Leave my pad