:10:01
I haven't seen them yet.
I've been staring at your cans.
:10:04
Now, Lanny.
:10:06
- I can't believe he just said that.
- That is completely unacceptable.
:10:10
Madam, I apologize.
I apologize, ladies and gentlemen...
:10:12
...for my friend. You cannot
speak that way to a stranger.
:10:15
Look, her husband's not offended.
:10:18
- He's not?
- No, her husband's not offended.
:10:20
Her husband's not here.
This lucky guy is her boyfriend.
:10:23
And even he's not offended,
and do you know why?
:10:25
Well, I can certainly hazard a guess.
:10:27
What the hell is that? For chrissake,
Vince, this is America.
:10:30
We don't say, "hazard a guess."
We say "yes" or we say "no."
:10:34
Well, I say "no" to you, Morris.
:10:36
Excuse me?
Could you repeat that?
:10:38
I don't think
the entire audience heard you.
:10:40
Go back to where
you came from, bastard!
:10:43
I get hecklers all the time,
but this schmuck came off personal.
:10:46
Where did he think I came from?
:10:47
Bastard! Bastard!
He called me a bastard.
:10:50
Now, it doesn't show
from the front, Lanny.
:10:52
Now, please, would you kindly not
mount me? It's very disagreeable.
:10:55
Vince plunges straight into
quoting lines I wrote...
:10:58
... from a song
from our first motion picture.
:11:00
I happen to be honored
to work with this jerk
:11:03
Is that a compliment?
:11:04
I never frown with this clown
:11:06
Never, never, never.
:11:07
I get a kick from this...
:11:11
... friend of mine
:11:13
Fine, but don't give
the mike to this kike.
:11:20
- Well...
- Just relax.
:11:24
It's not often we get topped by
a member of our audience, but...
:11:28
...this gentleman has
done the impossible.
:11:30
What is your name?
:11:32
- It's Joe.
- Joe...
:11:34
...we were just wondering
if you'd be a great sport...
:11:38
...and help us out on stage.
What do you say, folks?
:11:44
Go on.
:11:45
Joe here is going to play
a crazy high school professor...
:11:48
...who's about to give Lanny
and I our final high school exam.
:11:53
So if you'll just excuse us while
we help Joe change into his...
:11:57
...crazy-professor outfit.
:11:58
Lanny, a little
costume-changing music...