1:47:04
You humbug!
1:47:05
Yeah!
1:47:07
Yes, that´s exactly so. l´m a humbug.
1:47:12
You´re a very bad man!
1:47:16
No, my dear. l´m a very good man.
1:47:19
l´m just a very bad wizard.
1:47:23
What about the heart
that you promised Tin Man?
1:47:26
And the courage
that you promised Cowardly Lion?
1:47:29
And Scarecrow´s brain?
1:47:31
Why, anybody can have a brain.
That´s a very mediocre commodity.
1:47:36
Every pusillanimous creature
that crawls on the earth...
1:47:40
...or slinks through slimy seas has a brain!
1:47:44
Back where l come from
we have universities...
1:47:47
...seats of great learning, where men go
to become great thinkers.
1:47:51
When they come out,
they think deep thoughts...
1:47:54
...with no more brains than you have.
1:47:56
But they have one thing you haven´t got:
A diploma!
1:48:01
Therefore, by virtue of the authority
vested in me...
1:48:06
...by the Universitatus Committeeatum
E Pluri'bus Unum...
1:48:11
...l hereby confer upon you...
1:48:14
...the honorary degree of Th.D.
1:48:18
´"Th.D.´"?
1:48:20
Yeah, that´s ´"Doctor of Thinkology.´"
1:48:23
´"The sum of the square roots
of any two sides of an isosceles triangle...
1:48:27
´"...is equal to the square root
of the remaining side.´"
1:48:32
Joy! Rapture!
1:48:34
l´ve got a brain!
1:48:36
How can l ever thank you enough?
1:48:38
Well, you can´t. As for you, my fine friend,
you are a victim of disorganized thinking.
1:48:44
You´re under the unfortunate delusion...
1:48:47
...that simply because you run away
from danger you have no courage.
1:48:51
You are confusing courage with wisdom.
1:48:54
Back where l come from we have men
who are called heroes.
1:48:59
Once a year they take their fortitude
out of mothballs...