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With times as tough as they are, we
present a formula for cheap amusement:
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Nightmares.
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First you eat a real lobster -
not the kind they send to Congress.
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Then you add milk
and mix in a horror story.
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We've all heard of the worm that turned,
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but this is the bookworm
that turned - inside out.
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If you can work up a chill, it helps.
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A little tomain poisoning will get
your mind off your other troubles.
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When you get that feeling,
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a cross between delirium tremens
and the seven-year itch,
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you know that something
will come up any minute.
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A good nightmare always begins
in a dark cellar with a coffin.
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A caretaker comes down to see that
all the ghosts are locked up for the night.
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He'd better keep away from the casket
or he'll be coughin'.
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But he doesn't care.
You can see how brave he is.
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So he decides to ask the guy
his name and how he feels.
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Why, it's Dracula,
the guy who invented necking.
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The caretaker decides to run out
and have a good fit.
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He's afraid that Dracula may want
a blood transfusion any minute,
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but when he tries to go away,
he meets himself coming back.
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It looks as though
he's having his ups and downs.
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He acts like Congress
and always ends up where he started.
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This exercise is good
for water on the knee,