:02:01
water on the brain
and other naval diseases.
:02:03
It is also a good way of enjoying
the jitters without drinking alcohol.
:02:07
The poor fellow is afraid to go to bed,
so he sleeps in a hammock.
:02:11
Dracula wants to start his stuff. He thinks
he's clever, but we see right through him.
:02:17
So the caretaker comes downstairs
with a hatchet.
:02:20
I don't know how he got upstairs,
but anything can happen in a nightmare.
:02:24
Dracula was a big cheese,
so he always had mice around him.
:02:28
So he hits Dracula in the coffin.
:02:34
As usual, Dracula rises to the occasion.
:02:39
Now he's got Dracula sore, and
the caretaker hasn't a ghost of a show.
:02:44
The caretaker decides
he might have been seeing things.
:02:47
Maybe his near beer
was nearer than he thought.
:02:51
No, sir, he was right. A guy
with a face like Dracula must be a spook,
:02:55
or he'd have his face lifted. And the worst
of it is, this spook looks screwy.
:02:59
There's nothing screwier
than a screwy spook.
:03:01
He decides to retire. If I were in his place,
I'd resign or at least quit.
:03:07
As the door blows open, he gets
the delicious aroma of fresh ghost.
:03:12
He gets an attack of the pivot disease.
:03:14
It's like the hiccups -
the more you do it, the more you have to.
:03:17
When you think you're over it,
you're just beginning.
:03:20
The only way to stop is to do it faster
and tire yourself out.
:03:24
If you saw this sight in your bedroom,
maybe you'd have a jitter or two.
:03:29
He's got it again. This is what's known
as being several sheets in the wind.
:03:34
It's becoming a habit.
:03:35
Pretty soon he'll wear out the sheet
and he'll have to start on the mattress.
:03:39
Then he'll get down to the rugs
and they'll need new furniture.
:03:44
So Dracula comes up close and shows us
what the well-dressed ghost is wearing.
:03:49
He throws his silhouette on the wall, and
the wall is so scared, it looks plastered.
:03:56
And now the blood may spurt any minute.
:03:59
Gush, gush.