Horse Feathers

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"That's what I said."
- "He always gets his man!"

:06:03

"That's what I mean."
- "He always gets his man!"

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"You're telling me?" - "He always gets
his man!" - "Oh, are you listening?"

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"He gets his man! He gets his man!"

:06:15

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"I always get, I always get,

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I always get,
I always get, I always get,

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I always get my man!"

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Splendid, Professor!
- Congratulations! - Thank you.

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Marvellous! - Alright scram, boys,
I'll meet you in the barber shop.

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:06:43

Oad, let me congratulate you.
I'm proud to be your son.

:06:46

My boy, you took the words out of my
mouth: I'm ashamed to be your father.

:06:51

You're a disgrace to the family name
Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.

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:06:55

What's this about you fooling around
with the college widow?

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No wonder you've been 12 years
in the same college!

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I went to 3 colleges in 12 years
and fooled around with 3 widows.

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At your age
I went to bed right after supper.

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Sometimes before supper. Or I went
without supper, and didn't go to bed.

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A college widow stood for something
in those days. She stood for plenty.

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There's nothing between me and her.
- Then you're crazy to fool with her.

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But... - I don't want to talk to you
about this again, you snob!

:07:22

I'd horsewhip you, if I had a horse.
You may go now.

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Leave your name with the girl outside.
We'll be in touch with you.

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Where are you going?
- You just told me to go.

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That's what they teach you here?
I tell you to go and you leave me?

:07:36

You know you can't leave a school-room
without raising your hand.

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:07:40

This school has had a new president
every year since 1888,

:07:43

when we won our last football game.

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I like education as well as the next
man... - Then let me talk to him.

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...but besides education, this
college needs a good football team.

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And for a good football team, you need
good football players. - My boy,

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:07:59

I think you've got something. I'll
wait outside until you clean it up.

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