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ah Plunkett Incorporated
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welcome to Bohemia, Sir
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How do you do?
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I'm getting on, Sir
in my modest way.
and you?
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I'm well, thank you
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you're looking splendid
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that's a fetching tie,
and these spats! very exiting
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what an ensemble
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but personally,
I don't like derbies
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they give a man that undertaker-look
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My dear Mr Chambers,
I've come here to speak to you man-to-man
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my favourite type of conversation
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I whish to broach a rather delicate subject
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oh now don't let's be delicate Mr Plunkett,
let's be cruel and objectionable both of us
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one of the greatest handicaps to civilization
and I may say, to progress
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is the fact that people
speak with ribbons on their tongues
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delicacy, as the philosophers point out,
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is the banana peel under the feet of truth
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and if you've come up here
to raise a fuss about Gilda
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this derby is a thing of the past
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Mr Chambers, I don't wish you to misunderstand me
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I am not Miss Farrel's husband
nor her fiancé in any shape, form or manner
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I see, her devoted friend
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yes. for five years
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- her guide, I take it, her counsel
- yes
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- her protector
- exactly
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in other words Mr Plunkett,
you never got to first base
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I'll overlook that insult
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thank you.
will you be seated?
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Mr Chambers, your attentions to Gilda are undesirable
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- has she been complaining?
- no
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good.
I'm very busy Mr Plunkett
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I'm creating
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Mr Chambers,
there's only one thing I have to say to you:
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you know what it is?
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yes.
immorality may be fun
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but it isn't fun enough
to take the place of 100% virtue
and three square meals a day