:10:02
TELL US HOW YOU INTEND
TO RUN THE NATION
:10:07
THESE ARE THE LAWS
OF MY ADMINISTRATION
:10:12
NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO SMOKE
OR TELL A DIRTY JOKE
:10:16
AND WHISTLING
IS FORBIDDEN
:10:17
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO TELL A DIRTY JOKE
:10:21
HAIL, HAIL FREEDONIA
:10:23
IF CHEWING GUM IS CHEWED
THE CHEWER IS PURSUED
:10:26
AND IN THE HOOSEGOW
HIDDEN
:10:28
IF WE CHOOSE TO CHEW
WE'LL BE PURSUED
:10:31
IF ANY FORM OF PLEASURE
IS EXHIBITED
:10:34
REPORT TO ME AND
IT WILL BE PROHIBITED
:10:37
I'LL PUT MY FOOT DOWN
SO SHALL IT BE
:10:40
THIS IS THE LAND
OF THE FREE
:10:43
THE LAST MAN NEARLY RUINED
THIS PLACE, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT
:10:46
IF YOU THINK THIS COUNTRY'S
BAD OFF NOW JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET THROUGH WITH IT
:10:52
:10:54
THE COUNTRY'S TAXES
MUST BE FIXED AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT
:10:57
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE PAYING
TOO MUCH NOW JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET THROUGH WITH IT
:11:02
:11:07
I WILL NOT STAND FOR ANYTHING
THAT'S CROOKED OR UNFAIR
:11:10
I'M STRICTLY ON THE UP AND UP
SO EVERYONE BEWARE
:11:13
IF ANYONE'S CAUGHT
TAKING GRAFT AND I DON'T GET MY SHARE
:11:16
WE STAND 'EM UP
AGAINST THE WALL AND POP GOES THE WEASEL
:11:20
SO EVERYONE BEWARE
WHO'S CROOKED OR UNFAIR
:11:23
NO ONE MUST TAKE
A BIT OF GRAFT UNLESS HE GETS HIS SHARE
:11:29
IF ANY MAN SHOULD COME BETWEEN
A HUSBAND AND HIS BRIDE
:11:32
WE FIND OUT
WHICH ONE SHE PREFERS BY LETTING HER DECIDE
:11:35
IF SHE PREFERS THE OTHER MAN
THE HUSBAND STEPS OUTSIDE
:11:38
WE STAND THEM UP
AGAINST THE WALL AND POP GOES THE WEASEL
:11:45
THE HUSBAND STEPS OUTSIDE RELINQUISHES HIS BRIDE
AAAA
:11:48
THEY STAND HIM UP AGAINST THE
WALL AND TAKE AWAY HIS BRIDE
:11:52
YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
:11:55
GOOD HEAVENS !
YOU CAN'T GO WITH YOUR TROUSERS UP !
:11:58
I CAN'T, EH ?
THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME ANY OTHER WAY.