:11:02
:11:07
I WILL NOT STAND FOR ANYTHING
THAT'S CROOKED OR UNFAIR
:11:10
I'M STRICTLY ON THE UP AND UP
SO EVERYONE BEWARE
:11:13
IF ANYONE'S CAUGHT
TAKING GRAFT AND I DON'T GET MY SHARE
:11:16
WE STAND 'EM UP
AGAINST THE WALL AND POP GOES THE WEASEL
:11:20
SO EVERYONE BEWARE
WHO'S CROOKED OR UNFAIR
:11:23
NO ONE MUST TAKE
A BIT OF GRAFT UNLESS HE GETS HIS SHARE
:11:29
IF ANY MAN SHOULD COME BETWEEN
A HUSBAND AND HIS BRIDE
:11:32
WE FIND OUT
WHICH ONE SHE PREFERS BY LETTING HER DECIDE
:11:35
IF SHE PREFERS THE OTHER MAN
THE HUSBAND STEPS OUTSIDE
:11:38
WE STAND THEM UP
AGAINST THE WALL AND POP GOES THE WEASEL
:11:45
THE HUSBAND STEPS OUTSIDE RELINQUISHES HIS BRIDE
AAAA
:11:48
THEY STAND HIM UP AGAINST THE
WALL AND TAKE AWAY HIS BRIDE
:11:52
YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
:11:55
GOOD HEAVENS !
YOU CAN'T GO WITH YOUR TROUSERS UP !
:11:58
I CAN'T, EH ?
THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME ANY OTHER WAY.
:12:01
MY CAR !
HIS EXCELLENCY'S CAR !
:12:03
- HIS EXCELLENCY'S CAR.
- [ Fanfare ]
:12:08
- HIS EXCELLENCY'S CAR.
- [ Fanfare ]
:12:27
I'M IN A HURRY.
IF YOU RUN OUT OF GAS, GET ETHYL.
:12:32
IF ETHYL RUNS OUT, GET MABEL.
NOW STEP ON IT.
:12:43
IT CERTAINLY FEELS GOOD
TO BE BACK AGAIN.