:18:01
"as the party of the first part."
:18:04
Sounds a little better this time.
:18:07
It grows on you.
Would you like to hear it once more?
:18:09
Just the first part.
:18:11
What? "The party of the first part"?
:18:13
No. The first part
of "the party of the first part."
:18:19
It says, "The first part
of the party of the first part...
:18:23
"shall be known in this contract
as the first part of the party...
:18:26
"Shall be known in this contract..."
:18:28
Why should we quarrel about this?
We'll take it out.
:18:30
Yeah. It's too long anyhow.
:18:34
Now what do we got left?
:18:36
I got about a foot and a half.
:18:40
It says, "The party of the second part
shall be known in this contract...
:18:43
"as the party of the second part."
:18:45
I don't know about that.
:18:48
- Now what's the matter?
- I don't like the second party either.
:18:51
You should have come to the first party.
We didn't get home till around 4:00 a.m.
:18:55
I was blind for three days.
:18:57
Why can't the first part
of the second party...
:19:00
be the second part of the first party?
Then you got something.
:19:03
Look, rather than go through that again,
what do you say...
:19:06
Fine.
:19:08
I've got something you're bound to like.
You'll be crazy about it.
:19:12
No. I don't like it.
:19:13
- You don't like what?
- Whatever it is, I don't like it.
:19:16
Don't let's break up an old friendship
over a thing like that. Ready?
:19:19
Okay.
:19:22
The next part,
I don't think you're going to like.
:19:24
Your word's good enough for me.
Is my word good enough for you?
:19:28
- I should say not.
- That takes out two more clauses.
:19:33
- "The party of the eighth part..."
- No, that's no good.
:19:37
- "The party of the ninth..."
- No, that's no good, too.
:19:41
How is it my contract
is skinnier than yours?
:19:43
I don't know, you must have been out
on a tear last night.
:19:46
- We're all set now, aren't we?
- Sure.
:19:49
Just you put your name down there,
and then the deal is legal.
:19:53
I forgot to tell you, I can't write.
:19:55
That's all right, there's no ink in the pen.
:19:57
- But it's a contract, isn't it?
- Sure.
:19:59
We've got a contract,
no matter how small it is.