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Gentlemen.
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- "Kind friends..."
- Give me that. Let's cut this short.
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The whole thing is very simple.
You're going to City Hall.
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The Mayor's gonna make another speech.
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We can tear up the Mayor's speech
when we get there.
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So, my friends,
as mayor of this great city...
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I take pleasure in inviting
our distinguished visitors...
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to tell us something
about their achievement.
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What'll I say?
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- Tell them you're not here.
- Suppose they don't believe me?
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They'll believe you when you start talking.
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Friends...
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Talk fast.
I see a man in the crowd with a rope.
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How we happen to come to America
is a great story, but I no tell that.
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When we first started out...
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we got no idea
you give us this grand reception.
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We don't deserve it.
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When I say we don't deserve it...
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believe me, I know what I'm talking about.
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That's a novelty.
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Now I tell you how we fly to America.
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The first time, we get halfway across
when we run out of gasoline.
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We got to go back.
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Then I take twice as much gasoline.
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This time, we were just about to land,
maybe 3 feet...
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when, what do you think,
we run out of gasoline again.
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Back we go and get more gas.
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This time, I take plenty gas.
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We get halfway over,
when what do you think happened?
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We forgot the airplane.
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So we sit down and talk it over.
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Then I get the great idea...
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we no take gasoline.
We no take the airplane.
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We take steamship.
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And that, friends,
is how we fly across the ocean.
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I'm going out to arrange your bail.
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This is the mayor again.
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And now I take great pleasure
in introducing another of our heroes...
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who will tell you something
of his exploits.
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Of course.
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From now on, it's every man for himself.