:40:01
If you'll permit me to say so, sir, you
were out on quite a bender last night.
:40:06
Bender?
You're wrong, Walter.
:40:09
We started out to a binge,
but we never got to it.
:40:13
Yes, sir.
:40:17
- What's that?
- A prairie oyster, sir.
:40:19
Prairie oyster?
:40:21
Yes, sir.
It makes the head feel smaller.
:40:33
Oh.
:40:38
- Has Miss Dawson called yet?
- No Miss Dawson has called, sir.
:40:43
She was the lady in distress.
:40:45
She wouldn't let me help her.
Had a lot of pride. I like that.
:40:48
Oh, l do too, sir.
:40:50
I'd better call her up and apologize.
l don't remember taking her home.
:40:54
I'd venture to say you don't remember
much of what happened last night, sir.
:40:58
What do you mean?
l remember everything.
:41:01
Hand me my pants. l wrote
her phone number on a piece of paper.
:41:04
You have no pants, sir.
:41:07
You came home last night
without them.
:41:10
- I did what?
- You came home without any clothes.
:41:13
You were in your shorts.
:41:16
Yes, sir.
:41:20
l couldn't walk around on the streets
without any clothes. I'd be arrested.
:41:25
That's what
the two policemen said, sir.
:41:27
- What two policemen?
- The ones who brought you home, sir.
:41:29
They said you and another gentleman kept
going up and down the street shouting...
:41:33
"Back to nature! Clothes are a blight
on civilization! Back to nature!"
:41:39
Listen, Walter, if a man named Morrow
calls up, tell him I'm not in.
:41:43
He may be a great author, but...
:41:46
l think he's crazy, Walter.
:41:50
Yes, sir.
:41:53
Oh, by the way, did you--
:41:57
-The knee.
-But how will l put on the slipper, sir?