:18:00
All fixed up fancy like a mutt.
:18:02
Maybe they're brothers.
:18:04
Hey, what are you,
a boy or a girl?
:18:05
- He's a girl, can't you see?
- l'm a man!
:18:07
You're a what?
:18:11
Wise guy, huh?
:18:13
Sure! l can name all the presidents
of the United States, can you?
:18:15
So what? l bet the cream puff
can't even swim.
:18:18
That's how much you know.
We have a pool in there and an instructor,
:18:20
and l go in swimming every day.
:18:22
A pool in the house?
Baloney.
:18:25
Let's see you swim.
:18:26
ln there? lt's dirty.
:18:28
- Dirty?
- Dirty? Dirty. He says dirty.
:18:30
He says it's dirty. l'll sock 'em.
:18:32
What's that junk you got in your mouth
like a horse?
:18:34
This? lt's a brace
to make my teeth straight.
:18:37
What? l could do that
with one wallop.
:18:40
You just try.
My uncle is Judge Griswald.
:18:43
Yeah?
Did'ya ever hear of Judge Perkins?
:18:45
He's a friend of mine, see?
He sent me to reform school once.
:18:48
Why don't ya come down here?
You're afraid to?
:18:50
l'm not afraid.
l'm not afraid of anything.
:18:52
All right, then, come on down
if you're not afraid of anything.
:18:55
All right, l will.
:18:59
Yeah?
:19:00
Well. l think, and l think, and l think,
and l can't remember the number.
:19:04
Then l remember the house,
but then l forget the floor.
:19:06
But l try all the bells,
but whatever she is, she ain't there. Huh?
:19:09
Nothin' for nothin', kid.
:19:11
That's a fine thing to do to a kid.
A fine thing, a fine thing.
:19:15
My big brother was here,
you wouldn't do that.
:19:16
Bang you on the head,
that's what he'd do.
:19:18
Bust your nose
and give you a blinker, that's what.
:19:20
Hey, Dippy.
:19:24
Hey, Sharpie, come here.
:19:28
All right.
:19:30
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Watch it, boys.
:19:32
What's the matter here?
:19:33
lt's those horrible children.
l see them from above.
:19:36
Philip didn't want to wait
for me, Mr. Griswald.
:19:38
Aw, shut up,
you big bag o' wind.
:19:40
You try to hit him--
:19:41
Go get him the army and navy
for a bodyguard.
:19:44
Next time, try hitting them back.
:19:45
They're your age.
lf they try to fight, fight back.
:19:47
Come here, guys.
:19:48
Here's how we're gonna get
that lump of mush.
:19:50
Hey, fellas, watch.
Hey, crumb, duck.