:11:10
Hello, Freshie.
:11:12
-Did you make that report out yet?
-Yes, Bob.
:11:16
-Did you say we saved 90 white people?
-Yes.
:11:21
Hooray for us.
:11:24
Did you say that we left 1 0,000 natives
down there to be annihilated?
:11:30
No, you wouldn't say that.
They don't count.
:11:36
You'd better try to get some sleep.
:11:40
Just you wait until I'm foreign secretary.
:11:46
Can't you just see me with all those
other shrewd little foreign secretaries?
:11:51
The trick is to see
who can outtalk the other.
:11:54
Everybody wants something for nothing.
:11:58
If you can't get it with smooth talk,
you send your army in.
:12:04
I'm going to fool them.
I'm not going to have an army.
:12:07
I am going to disband mine.
I'm going to sink my battleships.
:12:12
I'm going to destroy
every piece of warcraft.
:12:16
When the enemy approaches, we'll say:
:12:19
"Come in, gentlemen.
What can we do for you?"
:12:22
So then the poor enemy soldiers
will stop and think.
:12:26
And what will they think?
:12:29
They'll say, "Something's wrong here,
we've been duped!
:12:33
"This is not according to form.
:12:35
"These people seem quite friendly.
Why should we shoot them?"
:12:39
Then they'll lay down their arms.
:12:43
You see how simple the whole thing is?
:12:47
Centuries of tradition
kicked right in the pants.
:12:54
And I'll be slapped straight
into the nearest insane asylum.
:12:58
You'd better not drink anymore.
You're not talking sense.