:12:04
I'm going to fool them.
I'm not going to have an army.
:12:07
I am going to disband mine.
I'm going to sink my battleships.
:12:12
I'm going to destroy
every piece of warcraft.
:12:16
When the enemy approaches, we'll say:
:12:19
"Come in, gentlemen.
What can we do for you?"
:12:22
So then the poor enemy soldiers
will stop and think.
:12:26
And what will they think?
:12:29
They'll say, "Something's wrong here,
we've been duped!
:12:33
"This is not according to form.
:12:35
"These people seem quite friendly.
Why should we shoot them?"
:12:39
Then they'll lay down their arms.
:12:43
You see how simple the whole thing is?
:12:47
Centuries of tradition
kicked right in the pants.
:12:54
And I'll be slapped straight
into the nearest insane asylum.
:12:58
You'd better not drink anymore.
You're not talking sense.
:13:02
Don't worry, George,
nothing's going to happen.
:13:05
I'll fall right into line.
:13:08
I'll be the good little boy
that everybody wants me to be.
:13:12
I'll be the best little foreign secretary
we've ever had.
:13:16
Just because I haven't the nerve
to be anything else.
:13:24
-Do try to sleep, Bob.
-Yes. Good thing, sleep.
:13:29
Ever notice the sunrise in China?
:13:33
You should. It's beautiful.