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Now, it says here,
Brother Hawthorne...
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that you owe Brother Woolridge
$55.47 board...
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at the rate of
a dollar and a half a week.
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You owe him $90 for use
of a team and wagon for eight months...
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besides $100 cash on a loan.
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- Yeah.
- Well, I never said I didn't.
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Well, I ain't no lightnin' calculator...
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but accordin' to my figurin'...
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you owe him 245 dollars...
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and 47 cents.
:15:43
You're askin' $250 damages.
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Now, my idea's to
split the difference...
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of $4.53...
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which, by a strange coincidence...
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happens to be exactly
the amount of my legal fee.
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And the whole thing's settled.
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Well, what do you say?
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- I won't do it!
- Me either!
:16:13
I'll go to law first.
:16:17
Gentlemen...
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did you ever hear about the time
in the Black Hawk War when I...
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butted two fellas' heads together...
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and busted both of'em?
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Well, I'm willin' if he is.
:16:32
'Tain't fair, but I'll do it
just to be shut of him.
:16:36
Thanks, gentlemen.
:16:38
Well, that's gonna save us all
a heap of legal trouble...
:16:41
and headaches.
:16:44
Well, if you'd just give me
my and Stuart's share...
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I'll mosey along over
and see the parade.
:16:51
It's gonna be
a heap of yellin' and carryin' on.
:16:54
It's gonna be quite a pleasure
to listen to after this.