:56:01
- I don't know who you are talking about.
- My husband.
:56:03
- I don't know.
- I don't care.
:56:07
I says to my husband this morning:
:56:09
"The trouble with you
is I'm too good for you."
:56:12
How do you like that?
He didn't have an answer.
:56:16
You're too quick-witted for him.
You're good at repartee.
:56:19
Will you go over there
and sit down at one of the tables?
:56:22
- Straight whiskey.
- Thank you.
:56:26
Squawk Mulligan tells me
you buried your wife several years ago.
:56:29
Yes, I had to. She died.
:56:31
You know what else I says to him?
:56:33
I will be candid with you. I do not know.
:56:35
- Straight.
- Straight whiskey, thank you.
:56:38
I says there ain't a man...
:56:41
You're full of helium.
:56:42
You better not take off your shoes.
You'll go straight up in the air. Now, listen...
:56:46
go over there and sit down
at one of those tables.
:56:49
The best man that ever breathed ain't good
enough for the worst woman in the world.
:56:53
Now listen, you pygmy.
:56:56
Go over and sit down
at one of those tables...
:56:58
or I'll take you out of here
and throw you on your head.
:57:01
You and who else?
:57:05
Me and Squawk Mulligan.
:57:08
Okay.
:57:10
You big tomboy.
:57:15
- Can you beat that?
- Kinda tough.
:57:18
Tough, nothing.
:57:20
If I was in condition, and I had Squawk
with me, I could lick two of them.
:57:24
- Give me a shot of that panther.
- Yeah.
:57:27
I am tending bar one time down
the Lower East Side of New York.
:57:32
A tough paloma comes in there
by the name of Chicago Molly.
:57:35
I cautioned her,
"None of your peccadilloes in here."
:57:39
There was some hot lunch
on the bar comprising of succotash...
:57:44
Philadelphia cream cheese...
:57:47
and asparagus with mayonnaise.
:57:51
She dips her mitt down in to this melange...
:57:54
I'm yawning at the time,
and she hits me right in the mug with it.
:57:58
I jumps over the bar and knocks her down.