:57:01
You and who else?
:57:05
Me and Squawk Mulligan.
:57:08
Okay.
:57:10
You big tomboy.
:57:15
- Can you beat that?
- Kinda tough.
:57:18
Tough, nothing.
:57:20
If I was in condition, and I had Squawk
with me, I could lick two of them.
:57:24
- Give me a shot of that panther.
- Yeah.
:57:27
I am tending bar one time down
the Lower East Side of New York.
:57:32
A tough paloma comes in there
by the name of Chicago Molly.
:57:35
I cautioned her,
"None of your peccadilloes in here."
:57:39
There was some hot lunch
on the bar comprising of succotash...
:57:44
Philadelphia cream cheese...
:57:47
and asparagus with mayonnaise.
:57:51
She dips her mitt down in to this melange...
:57:54
I'm yawning at the time,
and she hits me right in the mug with it.
:57:58
I jumps over the bar and knocks her down.
:58:01
Where's the funnel?
:58:03
I don't know. It's up along there somewhere.
:58:05
You were there the night I knocked
Chicago Molly down, weren't you?
:58:08
You knocked her down?
I was the one that knocked her down.
:58:11
Yeah, that's right. He knocked her down.
But I was the one to start kicking her.
:58:16
- Here's the funnel.
- Okay.
:58:18
I starts kicking her in the midriff.
:58:21
Did you ever kick a woman
in the midriff that had a pair of corsets on?
:58:25
No, I just can't recall
any such incident right now.
:58:27
Why, I almost broke my great toe.
I never had such a painful experience.
:58:32
- Did she ever come back again?
:58:33
I'll say she came back. She came back
a week later and beat the both of us up.
:58:39
Yeah, but she had another woman with her.
:58:42
An elderly lady with grey hair.
:58:44
I had those two tough guys beat her up.
:58:46
Sheriff, come out from behind that bar.
You're not wanted here.
:58:49
You're crazy. I'm wanted for
in nearly every state in the Union.
:58:52
Come on.