:59:00
- Oh, no?
- No.
:59:01
- Well, my name's Wainwright.
- Wainwright. So what?
:59:04
My grandpa used to build wagons. A
wainwright's a guy who builds wagons.
:59:09
- Like covered wagons?
- Sure.
:59:11
Maybe he built some
wagons crossed the plains.
:59:14
Some grandpas built houses.
Name's Carpenter.
:59:17
Some grandpas made clothes.
Name's Tailor.
:59:21
Some guy's grandpa built wheels
for my grandpa's wagons.
:59:24
Name's Wheelwright,
a guy who builds wheels.
:59:26
Sun lamp ready in the forward room.
Come on, GI sunshine.
:59:30
Don't tell me the captain
finally gave up that sun lamp.
:59:34
Phone books are fascinating.
I'm nuts about them.
:59:36
Personally, I use phone books
for long shots.
:59:39
In San Diego, I had nothing to do
and nothing on my mind...
:59:42
Except skirts.
:59:43
So I sees this phone book.
I flip it open. I come to a name.
:59:47
Rosalie Riley.
:59:48
"Pretty name," I says to myself.
"I wonder what she's like."
:59:52
- So...
- So you call her up.
:59:53
No. Why waste time?
:59:55
I go right out to her house,
21 Valley Road.
:59:58
Never forget it.
Had roses all over the place.
1:00:01
Very pretty. Very pretty indeed.
1:00:03
- Red and pink roses...
- Now we're going to pick roses.
1:00:06
I pick a rose. So I got something to talk
about when she comes to the door.
1:00:11
Up I go to the door.
1:00:12
I ring the bell. And I hear
a very nice voice from the inside.
1:00:17
"Wait a minute," she says.
"I'm in the bathtub."
1:00:20
Every girl you meet is in the bathtub!
1:00:22
I haven't met her yet. I'm on her porch!
1:00:25
Naturally, I sit down.
1:00:28
I'm rocking back and forth,
back and forth.
1:00:31
Skip the details.
Who cares if you're rocking?
1:00:33
I'm just trying to give you the picture!
1:00:37
We got the picture!
1:00:38
You're in the bathtub!
She's on the porch!
1:00:41
She's in the bathtub.
I'm on the porch!
1:00:46
She comes to the door.
My stomach flutters.
1:00:49
- She's beautiful!
- Now his stomach flutters.
1:00:53
"Oh," she says, "I thought you were
someone else. " "Disappointed?" I says.
1:00:57
You're there
with a snappy comeback.
1:00:59
She says,
"I can't ask you to come in."