:17:00
or is it all just
part of the day's work?
:17:03
Does she breathe deep?
:17:05
Does she kiss you
or you her?
:17:07
Does she kiss back?
:17:08
What I want to know is,
:17:10
how does it make
you feel?
:17:12
The rest of us can only dream
about those girls,
:17:16
but you've
actually kissed them.
:17:18
What's it like?
:17:20
Well, it's, uh...
:17:22
it's like nothing
else in this world.
:17:25
- Ahh.
- Ahh.
:17:27
I'll never forget
that first girl
:17:29
I kissed in a picture.
:17:31
Who was it?
:17:32
Yeah. Who?
:17:33
You think
I'd kiss and tell?
:17:35
In a wardroom?
:17:36
Come on, Oscar.
:17:38
Well, it's, um...
:17:41
The night before
the scene was to be shot,
:17:43
I didn't sleep.
:17:45
I lay awake all night,
:17:47
just daydreaming
about that kiss.
:17:49
How do you
daydream at night?
:17:50
Quiet.
:17:51
Well, how do you?
:17:54
The next morning
:17:55
I got to the studio
an hour earlier,
:17:57
got into my wardrobe,
:17:58
dashed over to the set.
:18:00
I waited all day
for that one moment
:18:03
when I'd get
to kiss her.
:18:05
Finally, it was time
for the scene to be shot.
:18:09
We took our places.
:18:10
She was wearing the most beautiful
black negligee.
:18:13
Lovely...
:18:15
revealing.
:18:17
Her hair was swept back
from her forehead.
:18:19
Her eyes
were partly closed.
:18:21
I took her
into my arms...
:18:23
Go on.
Kiss her, you dope!
:18:26
The hairdresser yelled,
:18:27
''You're mussing up
her hairdo.''
:18:29
The director screamed, '' Move your arm.
You're tilting her collar.''
:18:33
The cameraman said,
''I can't see her nose.''
:18:35
So I kissed her off-center
and smacked the air.
:18:38
If you want
to kiss a girl right,
:18:40
you got
to join the navy.
:18:42
Hey! You can't
get away with that!
:18:47
Hey! Hey! Gather 'round.
:18:48
I want
to tell you something.
:18:51
Your worries are over.
:18:53
Listen to the voice
of Superman.
:18:57
I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.