:05:17
The worst play ever seen
on the Boulevard.
:05:20
The absolute worst!
:05:22
- Why do it then?
- I have a contract.
:05:24
- Why did you sign?
- I need the money.
:05:26
You earn a fortune.
:05:28
I end up with nothing,
since I spend more than I earn.
:05:40
Hurry, Mr Frederick!
The authors are impatient.
:05:44
Alas!
:05:48
" The Inn of the Adrets
In rehearsal"
:06:01
If punctuality
is the courtesy of kings...
:06:04
It's not that
of Frederick Lemaitre!
:06:08
And they call them authors.
:06:10
My God!
:06:12
Why do honest folk persist
in writing tales of brigands?
:06:16
Even convicts could write better
than that.
:06:19
At least they have experience.
:06:22
A drink, my little kittens!
For pity's sake!
:06:30
Thank you, child.
:06:35
Not at all convincing.
:06:38
Poor Robert Macaire.
:06:42
What's going on, my kittens?
:06:46
I can't hear you.
:06:48
We're sad.
:06:50
We both love you,
but we're friends, you see.
:06:54
- So?
- We don't want to fight.
:06:57
Then do as I do.