:26:01
Well, he was supposed to come around twelve o'clock.
He's from Albany.
:26:03
- Another friend of the folks?
- More a friend of a friend of the folks type.
:26:07
A fellow called me about him.
Wants me to show him the town.
:26:10
- Like Grant's Tomb for instance?
- But def.
:26:13
Hey, ain't it amazing, how many guys
come down from Albany just to see Grant's Tomb?
:26:20
Sometimes I wish you came from Albany.
:26:22
Yeah? Where would you take me?
:26:24
Lots of places. The Music Hall,
then the New Yorker Roof, maybe.
:26:28
There is now being presented at a theatre
on Forty-Fourth Street, the uncut version of Hamlet.
:26:32
Now, I see us as setting out for that. Do you know Hamlet?
:26:36
I know Forty-fourth Street.
:26:37
I'd like to get your interpretation of Hamlet's character.
:26:40
I'd like to give it to you.
:26:42
Dinner later, I think. Nothing before.
:26:44
I want you to always see Shakespeare on an empty stomach.
:26:46
Not even a pretzel?
:26:48
Could I have a glass of water?
:26:50
Why, sure. What'll it be for a chaser?
:26:53
- This is Nat's Bar, isn't it?
- That's what the man said.
:26:57
I'm looking for a young lady, name of Gloria.
:27:04
Are you Miss Gloria?
:27:05
Who, me? No, I'm not.
:27:06
I just live with Gloria. She's not here.
:27:09
- She isn't?
- No, she's sick. She went to the hospital.
:27:12
Ruptured appendix. Middle of last night. Went like that!
:27:14
It scared the life out of me.
:27:16
Oh, that's terrible.
:27:18
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
:27:26
Could I have a word with you?
:27:28
No thanks. Thanks a lot, but no thanks.
:27:30
Oh. You're welcome, I'm sure.
:27:32
Don't mensch.
:27:43
Now, Gloria. Wasn't that rather rude to send that nice man
all alone to Grant's Tomb?
:27:47
When i've got a chance to go out with you? Don't be ridic.
:27:50
- Oh, is our engagement definite?
- You meant it, didn't you?
:27:54
Oh. Surely, surely.
:27:55
Well, I've gotta get a facial, a fingerwave, the works.
:27:58
Right now. You're going to call for me,
aren't you? And, if so, what time?