1:10:02
I'll be at B.O. Q and you'll be
miles away. All because the army...
1:10:06
We haven't time to look for somewhere
else, we have to see the Consul.
1:10:10
Come on.
What are you doing in the gutter?
1:10:12
Where else would I be?
1:10:16
I know it's very important
and you're in a hurry,
1:10:19
but it won't be easy.
1:10:21
Take the matter of support: Captain,
have you any money in the US?
1:10:24
No.
1:10:25
And the laws of your country only
allow you to take a nominal amount.
1:10:30
Yes, that's right.
1:10:32
A visitor's visa is no good,
you couldn't take a job.
1:10:35
And unless your wife can prove
she's able to support you,
1:10:39
you couldn't get
a permanent visa.
1:10:41
Catherine isn't going to support me.
Is there any other kind of visa?
1:10:44
What about the French quota?
1:10:46
- It's filled up for this year and next.
- What'll we do?
1:10:50
I was wondering if public law 271
would apply.
1:10:54
That's the one regulating
immigration of war brides.
1:10:58
Catherine doesn't have to immigrate,
she's an American citizen.
1:11:00
I was thinking of you
as the bride.
1:11:04
That's a good imagination
you have there.
1:11:06
It says "spouses",
it doesn't mention sex.
1:11:09
I'm convinced the American army
doesn't believe in it.
1:11:11
This is going to work.
Yes, I think this will work.
1:11:15
Sure it will.
This is wonderful.
1:11:17
What?
1:11:18
Spouses means mates. It doesn't say
male or female. We're mates, right?
1:11:22
I really wouldn't know...
1:11:24
You're a spouse of a member
of the American Expedition.
1:11:27
Therefore, you're eligible to travel
under section 271, as her bride.
1:11:33
As her bride?
1:11:34
- Henri...
- Your bride?
1:11:36
It'll be fun. I know
it's ridiculous, but it'll work.
1:11:39
It's the only way.
1:11:41
Here's the application.
1:11:43
I'm not going to travel as her bride.
Besides, her name's Rochard.
1:11:47
Excuse me, but officially,
it's still Gates.
1:11:51
No, officially, it is Rochard.
I have 3 certificates to prove it.
1:11:55
- Henri...
- I don't care. Rochard. Rochard.
1:11:58
Pay no attention.
What do we have to do?