1:01:03
I´m thinking of destroying the formula.
1:01:05
Destroying it? Then you are angry.
1:01:08
Oh, l´ve been in better moods.
1:01:10
Do you think you´d feel any better
if I fixed you some toast and coffee?
1:01:14
Thank you. I´m starved.
The coffee and coffee pot are in there.
1:01:18
- You can use this plug that Jerome uses.
- All right.
1:01:21
I´ve decided that the formula is the most
dubious discovery since itching powder.
1:01:26
- And just about as useful.
- Oh, I wouldn´t say that.
1:01:29
It cured your bursitis, it improved
your vision. It made you feel young.
1:01:33
Hm! l´m beginning to wonder if
being young is all it´s cracked up to be.
1:01:39
We dream ofyouth. We remember it
as a time of nightingales and valentines,
1:01:43
and what are the facts?
1:01:44
Maladjustment, near-idiocy, and a series
of low-comedy disasters, that´s what youth is.
1:01:49
I don´t see how anyone survives it.
1:01:53
Edwina, tell me something,
because it´s been bothering me.
1:01:56
- Yes, dear?
- Why did you want a divorce?
1:01:59
Oh, Barnaby! It wasn´t me, it was the formula.
You ought to understand that.
1:02:04
Oh, I understand it was
the formula that brought it out.
1:02:08
- Brought what out?
- Some subconscious aversion to me.
1:02:13
Aversion to you?
1:02:15
I love you, you potato-head!
1:02:19
How do I know there´s no buried resentment
that you don´t consciously realise?
1:02:23
I certainly don´t consciously realise it,
1:02:26
and I think that´s pretty rotten
ofyou to say that.
1:02:29
What about the way
you kept bringing up Hank?
1:02:32
Hogwash!
1:02:34
- Do you love him?
- Now, that is ridiculous!
1:02:37
- You kissed him, didn´t you?
- You can´t get it out of your mind, can you?
1:02:41
- No, I can´t.
- Well, all right.
1:02:43
Are you in love with this, um, whosits?
1:02:46
- Of course not!
- Well, you went smooching with her.
1:02:49
On roller skates. And what was your hidden
aversion or subconscious discontent,
1:02:54
or whatever it is you want to call it, that
made you go playing patty-cake with her?
1:02:58
Doing a swan dive! Acting like a...