1:34:00
as easy as pitching
a penny through a well.
1:34:04
- Come again and have another drink on me.
- Thank you. I will.
1:34:09
I'll take you on any way you want,
you little baboon.
1:34:12
I can outthink, outshoot
and outdrink ya.
1:34:15
There ain't nothing I can't do any better
than you. Have one on me.
1:34:18
Thanks, I will.
1:34:23
Quirt, the time has come
for you to say good night.
1:34:35
Flagg, did you ever know of me leaving
a place before I was ready to leave?
1:34:39
No. But tonight I'm gonna see it
for the first time.
1:34:48
Stop it! Stop it!
1:34:53
You don't ask me who I marry!
You think I'm going to marry
the one that is not dead!
1:34:57
- It's a cinch you ain't gonna
marry the one that is.
1:35:01
- I'm going to marry the one I choose.
- All right, choose.
1:35:12
L... I love you both.
1:35:18
All right, then I'll choose,
'cause I got the gun.
1:35:22
Are you gonna go
jump in the canal...
1:35:24
or is it gonna take six pallbearers to
put you there?
1:35:27
- Take your hands out of your pocket.
- I haven't got a gun, remember?
1:35:31
Just a pair of dice.
I'll shoot you for her.
1:35:36
Kiper, is Quirt
crooked with the dice?
1:35:39
He's got a pair of dice
that oughta be in the circus.
1:35:43
- All right, then, a hand of poker.
- Poker?
1:35:46
Sure. The man that wins
gets the gun.
1:35:49
The man that loses gets a head start.
Everybody wins, see?
1:35:52
One gets the girl, the other gets to
stay in bed the rest of this war.
1:35:55
- Charmaine, go on, get the cards.
- Captain, I wouldn't do that.
1:35:58
Close your hatch!
I'll try anything once, soldier.