1:35:01
- I'm going to marry the one I choose.
- All right, choose.
1:35:12
L... I love you both.
1:35:18
All right, then I'll choose,
'cause I got the gun.
1:35:22
Are you gonna go
jump in the canal...
1:35:24
or is it gonna take six pallbearers to
put you there?
1:35:27
- Take your hands out of your pocket.
- I haven't got a gun, remember?
1:35:31
Just a pair of dice.
I'll shoot you for her.
1:35:36
Kiper, is Quirt
crooked with the dice?
1:35:39
He's got a pair of dice
that oughta be in the circus.
1:35:43
- All right, then, a hand of poker.
- Poker?
1:35:46
Sure. The man that wins
gets the gun.
1:35:49
The man that loses gets a head start.
Everybody wins, see?
1:35:52
One gets the girl, the other gets to
stay in bed the rest of this war.
1:35:55
- Charmaine, go on, get the cards.
- Captain, I wouldn't do that.
1:35:58
Close your hatch!
I'll try anything once, soldier.
1:36:01
- Go on, Charmaine, get the cards.
- Please, Capitaine, please.
1:36:04
Don't worry about me. I'm indestructible.
Go ahead, get 'em.
1:36:07
- Have a drink.
- Come on, Quirt. I'll call the M.P.s.
1:36:10
- You belong in...
- Get out of here!
1:36:12
Kiper, march through that door,
and if you stick your neck in once...
1:36:16
before the game is over,
I'll wreck you for life.
1:36:18
- Now, are you gonna go, or do I demonstrate?
- Get out!
1:36:22
- Sit down, Captain Flagg.
- Thanks.
1:36:25
You're welcome.
1:36:33
Thank you, Charmaine.
Now, upstairs.
1:36:40
- Cut.
- Gun on the table between us.
1:36:44
Charmaine, upstairs!
1:36:50
- Captain Flagg in there?
- Don't go in there.
1:36:52
- Why not?
- Listen, you didn't get killed
at the front, did you?
1:36:55
- No.
- Well, what's the sense of
getting killed in the saloon?