1:00:02
- Well, of course, Ernie.
- Come on, Ernie.
1:00:05
Well, I guess I can handle it.
1:00:07
That's all high fidelity needs -
a good plumber.
1:00:12
And for when Ernie gets it glued together.
1:00:15
Immolation scene the soprano will love.
1:00:17
Wait till you hear the flames
licking her torso.
1:00:20
- That's not all, Dad. Here's some more.
- Handmade? Amy, you're a love.
1:00:24
Genuine cashmere.
1:00:27
Also handmade. Smoking jacket.
1:00:30
- Made from the sunroom curtains.
- Oh, Jessie!
1:00:35
- I happened to pass Tiffany's in New York.
- Tiffany's?
1:00:38
- Oh, Bob, that's too extravagant.
- It's a beauty.
1:00:42
It's Swiss, Pop.
Instead of chimes, it... yodels.
1:00:46
- There's something else.
- What's this?
1:00:49
- Barney!
- Uh?
1:00:51
You shouldn't have. It's very kind.
1:00:54
But I...
1:00:56
Try it on for size, Pop.
1:00:59
- Real sharp, huh?
- It looks wonderful on you.
1:01:02
Happy birthday, Dad.
1:01:03
- Laurie, I...
- I got it for you.
1:01:05
You don't mind, do you?
1:01:08
No. Thank you.
1:01:11
I guess that puts me in the same class
with Robert J Neary.
1:01:15
I know his kind like a book.
1:01:17
He's the "I sold newspapers as a kid
but look at me now" type.
1:01:21
- I have your type catalogued too, you know.
- Bet.
1:01:25
At a party you're the guy who always says,
1:01:27
"I never had a birthday party
or ever got a present."
1:01:31
- Right?
- I pay.
1:01:33
So, rather than let you be corny...
1:01:35
From me to you.
1:01:43
With initials too.
1:01:46
Hey, these are good links.
1:01:49
Of course, I do my shoplifting
at the finest stores.
1:01:52
All right, clear the decks!
Here comes the main event.
1:01:56
- Watch yourself.
- Oh, man! That's a real beaut.