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"Son," my daddy says to me,
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"I am sorry I am not able
to bankroll you to a large start,
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but not having the necessary
lettuce to get you rolling,
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instead, I'm going to stake you
to some very valuable advice."
:24:15
"One of these days, a guy is going to
show you a brand-new deck of cards
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on which the seal is not yet broken."
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"Then this guy is going to offer to bet you
that he can make the jack of spades
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jump out of this brand-new deck
of cards and squirt cider in your ear."
:24:30
"But, son, you do not accept this bet
because, as sure as you stand there,
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you're going to wind up
with an ear full of cider."
:24:39
Now, Nathan, I do not suggest that you
have been clocking Mindy's cheesecake.
:24:43
- Would I do such a thing?
- However, if you are looking for action,
:24:47
I will bet you the same 1,000 that you
cannot name the colour tie you have on.
:24:55
Have we got a bet?
:24:59
No bet.
:25:02
Polka dots. In the whole world,
nobody but Nathan Detroit
:25:07
could blow 1,000 bucks on polka dots.
:25:14
- Hi, Sky.
- Nice to see you.
:25:15
- How goes it?
- Healthy. And with you, Nicely?
:25:18
Nicely-nicely, thanks. Nathan?
:25:21
What's the matter, Nathan? You look sick.
:25:24
The cheesecake backed up on him.
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Maybe that's why they told us
they sell more strudel.
:25:31
Adelaide gave us a message for you.
Be sure and pick her up after the show.
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- And don't be late.
- Yes, dear.
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- I mean, OK.
- Yes, dear?
:25:40
This is husband talk if I ever heard it.
:25:42
You are trapped because Adelaide
is a doll that is most difficult to unload.
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I don't want to unload her. I love her.
:25:49
A guy without a doll... If a guy does
not have a doll, who would holler on him?
:25:53
- A doll is a necessity.
- I am not putting the knock on dolls.
:25:57
But they are something to have only when
they come in handy, like cough drops.