:18:00
You mother took care of you?
:18:03
Never mind about her.
:18:07
What about those uncles
you talk about?
:18:09
Uncles?
:18:12
If I'd a nickel for every time I
fell asleep waiting for my old lady.
:18:16
When I'd wake up she'd say,
"Your uncle's sleeping".
:18:20
I'd say "Uncle Lou?"
:18:22
She'd say "No, this is
your Uncle Mike, Uncle Moe".
:18:27
There wasn't a town in Arkansas or
Missouri I didn't have an uncle in.
:18:33
Yes, ma'am. My old lady sure was
generous about taking in relatives.
:18:39
Yet you grew up
so happy-go-lucky.
:18:49
You put your whole self
in that laugh.
:18:53
Marcia, I put my whole self
into everything I do.
:19:05
You turned down my invite
to go out with this tramp?
:19:10
No! Stop it! Stop it!
:19:18
Thanks for the pies, girls.
:19:21
You're going to spoil me.
:19:23
Well, I reckon I've sung at you
enough for one morning.
:19:27
Maybe I'll wind up with a joke.
:19:30
Les see...
:19:33
Yeah, I got one.
:19:37
Sheriff Big Jeff Bess.
:19:41
You say that ain't no joke?
:19:43
The fact he's running for mayor
strikes me as kind of funny.
:19:47
You know, back in my little town,
Riddle...
:19:50
the way we elect fellas
to office is...
:19:52
we try to figure which fella can
best be spared from useful labour.
:19:57
Like, you take
the village half-wit...