:28:02
But now that can be eliminated,
:28:04
because there is such a thing
as FRESH.
:28:07
That wonderful, soothing,
luring deodorant.
:28:10
It keeps underarms dry.
:28:13
Remember, you're lovely to be near
only when underarms stay dry.
:28:18
That's why lovely women use it.
:28:20
Remember: keep fresh,
:28:23
be fresh, with FRESH deodorant.
:28:28
Who is this young lady?
I find her very odd.
:28:30
She is a brilliant
advertising specialist.
:28:32
Really!
She certainly has it on the brain.
:28:36
Do you usually go off
the deep end this way?
:28:39
- You think I'm crazy?
- I know so.
:28:41
I know Your Majesty is a wonderful
actor who's played Hamlet.
:28:45
I've dabbled in private theatricals.
:28:47
I'd give anything to see your Hamlet.
:28:49
Maybe you will one night.
:28:51
Why not tonight?
:28:53
OK, a private performance.
:28:54
To be or not to be...
:28:56
Now!
:28:58
- You mean here?
- Why not?
:28:59
Oh no, no, no!
:29:01
I'll get everyone quiet.
:29:06
Ladies and gentlemen,
:29:08
we are privileged to witness
a great historic moment.
:29:11
His Majesty King Shahdov
:29:13
has graciously consented to give
us Hamlet's To Be Or Not To Be.
:29:27
There are many ways of playing
the soliloquy of Hamlet.
:29:30
There's the pale, thoughtful,
anemic Prince.
:29:33
There's the mad, bombastic one.
Which do you prefer?
:29:37
Anything but anemic.
:29:38
Very well.
:29:40
''To be, or not to be:
:29:42
''that is the question.
:29:43
''Whether 'tis nobler to suffer
:29:45
''the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,
:29:47
''or to take arms
against a sea of troubles,
:29:50
''and by opposing end them?
:29:51
''To die: to sleep, no more,
:29:55
''and by a sleep to say we end
:29:57
''the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to,