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I'll get everyone quiet.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we are privileged to witness
a great historic moment.
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His Majesty King Shahdov
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has graciously consented to give
us Hamlet's To Be Or Not To Be.
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There are many ways of playing
the soliloquy of Hamlet.
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There's the pale, thoughtful,
anemic Prince.
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There's the mad, bombastic one.
Which do you prefer?
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Anything but anemic.
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Very well.
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''To be, or not to be:
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''that is the question.
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''Whether 'tis nobler to suffer
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''the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,
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''or to take arms
against a sea of troubles,
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''and by opposing end them?
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''To die: to sleep, no more,
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''and by a sleep to say we end
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''the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to,
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'''tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished.
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''To die, to sleep...
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''To sleep,
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''perchance to dream:
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''There's the rub.
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''For who would bear the whips
and scorns of time?
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''The oppressor's wrong,
the proud man's contumely,
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''the pangs of despised love,
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''the law's delay.
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''The insolence of office,
and the spurns that patient merit
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''of the unworthy takes,
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''when he himself might
his quietus take
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''with a bare bodkin?
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''Who would fardels bear, to sweat
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''and grunt under a weary life?
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''But that the dread
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''of something after death
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''that undiscovered country
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''from whose bourn no traveler returns
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''puzzles the will
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''and makes us rather bear
those ills we have