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if he's uncertain?
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But with OXYTONE Toothpaste
he has confidence and control,
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for OXYTONE Toothpaste
is the breath of violets.
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OXYTONE will arrest decay,
remove yellow film
:32:14
and restore teeth
to a beautiful whiteness.
:32:17
You'll never regret,
:32:19
you'll never fret,
if you use OXYTONE Toothpaste.
:32:22
You know,
you're giving me a terrific complex.
:32:24
Really?
:32:25
I thought you were crazy,
but now I'm positive.
:32:27
I thought you liked crazy people.
:32:29
Yes, but how can you suddenly
branch off into toothpaste?
:32:33
It must be an association of ideas.
Tomorrow I go to my dentist.
:32:36
How boring.
:32:38
Most boring!
:32:40
You know, you really are funny.
:32:41
You think so?
:32:43
I must tell you some of my jokes.
Naughty ones!
:32:47
Yes, can't we join
in the conversation?
:32:50
Well, we were discussing dentists.
:32:53
I loathe when you're helpless,
your mouth full of instruments,
:32:57
and they answer the telephone.
:33:00
- For example, do you mind?
- Not at all.
:33:03
Just to illustrate.
:33:04
You see, will you open
your mouth, please?
:33:07
When you're in this position,
:33:09
invariably the phone rings.
:33:11
He answers it. You can't move.
He treats you like a drain pipe.
:33:16
For the last hour and a half you've
been entertained by King Shahdov
:33:19
on Ann Kay's Real Life
Surprise Party.
:33:21
This is Station KXPA.
:33:40
Still up?
:33:42
- I haven't slept a wink.
- Indeed?
:33:45
Your Majesty! After your positive
refusal to appear on television,
:33:49
to see you reciting Hamlet,
:33:51
putting knives and sugar tongs
down that wretched woman's throat!
:33:53
Are you mad?
:33:54
After what I saw, Your Majesty,
perhaps I am.
:33:57
- You saw me on television?
- It's all so insane.