:33:00
- For example, do you mind?
- Not at all.
:33:03
Just to illustrate.
:33:04
You see, will you open
your mouth, please?
:33:07
When you're in this position,
:33:09
invariably the phone rings.
:33:11
He answers it. You can't move.
He treats you like a drain pipe.
:33:16
For the last hour and a half you've
been entertained by King Shahdov
:33:19
on Ann Kay's Real Life
Surprise Party.
:33:21
This is Station KXPA.
:33:40
Still up?
:33:42
- I haven't slept a wink.
- Indeed?
:33:45
Your Majesty! After your positive
refusal to appear on television,
:33:49
to see you reciting Hamlet,
:33:51
putting knives and sugar tongs
down that wretched woman's throat!
:33:53
Are you mad?
:33:54
After what I saw, Your Majesty,
perhaps I am.
:33:57
- You saw me on television?
- It's all so insane.
:34:01
I'm an idiot! I thought something
peculiar was going on!
:34:05
They must have had
hidden cameras.
:34:06
- What do you mean?
- I knew nothing about it.
:34:08
Outrageous. Sue them for damages!
:34:11
Let's get out in the air.
:34:12
It's rather late, Your Majesty.
:34:13
I can't sleep.
We'll go to a nightclub.
:34:20
We should return to Europe.
:34:23
Don't be absurd. We need money.
:34:25
After what's happened,
no businessman'll take you seriously.
:34:28
Why?
:34:29
Your Majesty!
A King playing Hamlet on television!
:34:32
They'll question your sanity.
:34:34
I suppose chasing a golf ball
just to put it in a hole is sane?
:34:38
I prefer Hamlet to golf.
:34:40
- We're ruined.
- Nonsense.
:34:43
John, there he is!
:34:45
Your Majesty,
may I congratulate you, Sir.
:34:49
My wife and I saw you on television
:34:51
and I just want to say
you certainly are a man of talent,
:34:54
and may I say so, Sir,
a true democrat.
:34:57
Thank you very much.
:34:59
I'd like you to shake hands
with my wife.