:34:01
I'm an idiot! I thought something
peculiar was going on!
:34:05
They must have had
hidden cameras.
:34:06
- What do you mean?
- I knew nothing about it.
:34:08
Outrageous. Sue them for damages!
:34:11
Let's get out in the air.
:34:12
It's rather late, Your Majesty.
:34:13
I can't sleep.
We'll go to a nightclub.
:34:20
We should return to Europe.
:34:23
Don't be absurd. We need money.
:34:25
After what's happened,
no businessman'll take you seriously.
:34:28
Why?
:34:29
Your Majesty!
A King playing Hamlet on television!
:34:32
They'll question your sanity.
:34:34
I suppose chasing a golf ball
just to put it in a hole is sane?
:34:38
I prefer Hamlet to golf.
:34:40
- We're ruined.
- Nonsense.
:34:43
John, there he is!
:34:45
Your Majesty,
may I congratulate you, Sir.
:34:49
My wife and I saw you on television
:34:51
and I just want to say
you certainly are a man of talent,
:34:54
and may I say so, Sir,
a true democrat.
:34:57
Thank you very much.
:34:59
I'd like you to shake hands
with my wife.
:35:01
Honey, this is His Majesty...
:35:04
pardon me, King,
what is your last name?
:35:07
That's it, King Shahdov!
:35:09
How do you do?
:35:11
Could I have your autograph
for my little boy?
:35:13
Yes, by all means.
Have you a piece of paper?
:35:17
I only have a Kleenex.
:35:18
That'll do.
A pen?
:35:20
No, I don't have a pen.
:35:22
How do you expect a man
to write if you ain't got a pen?
:35:28
I sure hope
it doesn't ruin your pen.
:35:32
Sir, can I have
your autograph please?
:35:40
Will you let us have the details?
:35:42
- More mail, Sir.
- Take them in the next room.
:35:49
That telephone's been
ringing for a week now.
:35:51
We haven't had a moment's peace.
:35:53
We'll let you know in due course.
:35:54
Juniper Eyewash Company offering
$5,000 to appear on their program.
:35:59
- Juniper what?
- Eyewash.