Doctor at Large
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1:02:01
Not much bedside manner needed.
1:02:03
Half think they'll drop dead
if they take their vests off.

1:02:10
(Horn sounds)
1:02:19
Here, mind you don't come down
on top of them spikes.

1:02:23
I'd a pig got caught in that greedy
devil one time. Come out rashers.

1:02:28
(Cock crows)
1:02:32
(Cow moos)
1:02:39
(Pigs grunt)
1:02:42
(Dogs barking, children shouting)
1:02:48
Well, what's wrong with you?
1:02:50
(Grunting)
1:02:51
He says he feels as if he's got
rabbits running along his spine.

1:02:55
- Rabbits? Do they hurt?
- Like heck, they do.

1:02:59
We'd better examine you.
Take off your shirt.

1:03:02
- What? All of them?
- 0h, now, come along, Dad.

1:03:06
- How's his appetite?
- Lovely, Doctor.

1:03:08
Good.
1:03:10
He ain't half going to give
Grandpa the works.

1:03:13
Away you go, all of you.
I'll scalp your wee lugs.

1:03:16
- Wee horrors.
- I can't find anything wrong.

1:03:20
I'll send you some tablets
to make him sleep.

1:03:23
You're supposed to be a doctor.
What about my rabbits?

1:03:27
I suggest we put a ferret in
after them.

1:03:30
0ld lves, he's a villain.
Did you use the thermometer?

1:03:34
No, the only one I could find
was broken.

1:03:36
I'm afraid
my equipment's not very up-to-date.

1:03:40
Not entirely, no.
1:03:42
If I can't tell
if a patient's feverish by now,

1:03:45
I'm not much of a doctor.
1:03:48
But shove it under their tongues,
anyway. You'll stop them talking.

1:03:53
- I'll remember that.
- You must let them talk sometimes.

1:03:57
They need to.
1:03:59
They don't like boring their friends,

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