1:03:02
- What? All of them?
- 0h, now, come along, Dad.
1:03:06
- How's his appetite?
- Lovely, Doctor.
1:03:08
Good.
1:03:10
He ain't half going to give
Grandpa the works.
1:03:13
Away you go, all of you.
I'll scalp your wee lugs.
1:03:16
- Wee horrors.
- I can't find anything wrong.
1:03:20
I'll send you some tablets
to make him sleep.
1:03:23
You're supposed to be a doctor.
What about my rabbits?
1:03:27
I suggest we put a ferret in
after them.
1:03:30
0ld lves, he's a villain.
Did you use the thermometer?
1:03:34
No, the only one I could find
was broken.
1:03:36
I'm afraid
my equipment's not very up-to-date.
1:03:40
Not entirely, no.
1:03:42
If I can't tell
if a patient's feverish by now,
1:03:45
I'm not much of a doctor.
1:03:48
But shove it under their tongues,
anyway. You'll stop them talking.
1:03:53
- I'll remember that.
- You must let them talk sometimes.
1:03:57
They need to.
1:03:59
They don't like boring their friends,
1:04:02
their relatives won't listen
to them any more,
1:04:05
they're nervy of the parson,
1:04:07
so the doctor's the only one
they can pour out their hearts to.
1:04:11
Maybe I've got old-fashioned ideas
but it seems to me part of the job.
1:04:15
Perhaps the most important part.
1:04:18
Yes, I agree with you. Hadn't thought
of it like that before.
1:04:24
Chap came in today,
1:04:26
said he had a strong erotic sensation
every time he blew his nose.
1:04:31
Really? That's interesting.
1:04:34
- What did you say?
- Nothing much.
1:04:37
I'm not up in psychiatry.
What would you have said?
1:04:40
I should have told him
some people have all the luck.
1:04:44
- Come in, Doctor.
- Thank you.
1:04:46
- Sit down, won't you?
- How about you?
1:04:49
I like standing up,
if you don't mind.
1:04:51
Well, what can I do for you?
1:04:54
The fact is, Doctor,
I had a little accident with my gun.
1:04:58
0h, I see.
Got some shot in you, have you?