1:04:02
their relatives won't listen
to them any more,
1:04:05
they're nervy of the parson,
1:04:07
so the doctor's the only one
they can pour out their hearts to.
1:04:11
Maybe I've got old-fashioned ideas
but it seems to me part of the job.
1:04:15
Perhaps the most important part.
1:04:18
Yes, I agree with you. Hadn't thought
of it like that before.
1:04:24
Chap came in today,
1:04:26
said he had a strong erotic sensation
every time he blew his nose.
1:04:31
Really? That's interesting.
1:04:34
- What did you say?
- Nothing much.
1:04:37
I'm not up in psychiatry.
What would you have said?
1:04:40
I should have told him
some people have all the luck.
1:04:44
- Come in, Doctor.
- Thank you.
1:04:46
- Sit down, won't you?
- How about you?
1:04:49
I like standing up,
if you don't mind.
1:04:51
Well, what can I do for you?
1:04:54
The fact is, Doctor,
I had a little accident with my gun.
1:04:58
0h, I see.
Got some shot in you, have you?
1:05:01
- That's it.
- Where?
1:05:03
Where it makes me prefer standing up.
1:05:06
0h, I see. How on earth did
you manage to shoot yourself there?
1:05:10
Er, well, it was my dog. You see, I
left my gun standing in the corner,
1:05:16
and my old Bess got her paw
on the trigger.
1:05:21
I'd better have a look at it.
1:05:23
- Go and lie down on your stomach.
- Yes.
1:05:31
- How does it feel now?
- Much easier. Thank you.
1:05:34
Excuse me a moment.
1:05:39
Doctor, perhaps you'd care
to accept that as a present?
1:05:43
- I can't take that.
- Take it, Doctor.
1:05:46
Dr Farquarson likes a bit of salmon
with his supper.
1:05:49
How have you enjoyed it here?
1:05:51
Very much. I'm sorry to be leaving.
1:05:53
It's changed and so have the people,
1:05:56
thanks to the welfare state and
education and bus routes and so on.