:06:01
- We? What a nauseating prospect.
- Upstairs, please.
:06:05
Are you aware that, while on my sickbed,
:06:07
I seriously considered strangling you
with one of your own rubber tubes.
:06:12
I would then have admitted the crime,
retained myself for the defence.
:06:18
My lord, members of the jury, I hereby
enter a plea of justifiable homicide.
:06:24
For four months this alleged
angel of mercy has pored, probed,
:06:29
punctured, pillaged and plundered
my helpless body
:06:33
while tormenting my mind
with a steady drip of baby talk.
:06:37
Come along now, like a good boy. Oh, no.
:06:40
Take your hands off me,
or I'll strike you with my cane.
:06:43
- You wouldn't, it might break your cigars.
- What cigars?
:06:46
- The ones you're smuggling in your cane.
- Cane?
:06:56
You could be jailed for this.
You had no search warrant.
:07:00
In hospital he'd hide cigars and brandy
all over the place.
:07:03
We called him Wilfrid the fox.
:07:06
- I'm confiscating these.
- Can't I have just one?
:07:10
No. Upstairs.
:07:13
A few puffs after meals? Please.
:07:17
I'll do it. Some dark night when her back
is turned, I'll snatch her thermometer
:07:21
and plunge it between
her shoulder blades. So help me, I will.
:07:25
Oh, no, sir. You mustn't walk up. We've
installed something for you here. It's a lift.
:07:31
A lift? I'm sick of this plot
to make me a helpless invalid.
:07:35
I think it's a splendid idea.
Let's try it, shall we?
:07:39
Out of there. I'll try it.
It's my lift because it was my heart attack.
:07:44
Here you are. Simply press this button
for up and this one for down.
:07:48
Carter, I warn you,
if this contraption should collapse,
:07:51
if the barrister
should fall off the bannister...