:16:01
If you were a housewife,
you'd see it right away.
:16:04
The trouble is, I need money
for manufacturing and promotion.
:16:07
I was really hoping that's what Mrs
French might do for me after I met her.
:16:11
- Exactly how did you meet Mrs French?
- That's rather funny in itself.
:16:16
It was 3 September. I remember
because it's my wife's birthday.
:16:20
I was window-shopping in Oxford Street,
:16:23
daydreaming about what I'd buy for her,
if I had any money.
:17:13
- You really like this one?
- Very much.
:17:15
- You don't think it's too mad?
- Mad?
:17:18
Not at all. Daring, perhaps. I wouldn't
recommend it to every woman. But you?
:17:22
- Why shouldn't you attract attention?
- You think so?
:17:25
Absolutely. But if I could
suggest one little thing.
:17:28
Perhaps we could tip it and bring it back
a bit like that. Show more of your face.
:17:34
- My bus. Goodbye.
- Good...
:17:38
You buy that hat. I insist.
:17:41
Actually, it was a ridiculous sort of hat -
a silly thing with ribbons and flowers.
:17:46
I'm constantly surprised that women's
hats do not provoke more murders.
:17:50
Go on, please.
:17:51
I was only trying to be nice
to make her feel good.
:17:54
I never dreamed I'd see her again.
Or the hat.
:17:56
- But you did?
- Yes, a few weeks later.
:17:59
Again, by accident. I was peddling my
eggbeaters and business was a little slow.