:34:02
She's so ooh la la la la
:34:04
So untrue la la la la
:34:06
Oh, she's not thinking of me
:34:16
I knew she was up to something.
:34:19
I knew it. There had to be
a reason for last night.
:34:22
But what was I to do?
:34:24
Trail after her? Spy on her?
:34:26
- Sniff around like a bloodhound?
- Of course not.
:34:29
Heaven knows, I'm not jealous.
Thank you for that.
:34:32
Why should I follow her?
:34:33
No reason at all.
What did you do?
:34:36
I hired detectives.
:34:37
And the results are nauseating.
:34:40
The Riverton Agency just telephoned me
that she and her oily acrobat...
:34:45
...arrived a half an hour ago
in a cozy little inn at Honfleur.
:34:49
Well.
:34:50
Without skates.
:34:52
Most disagreeable.
:34:53
Come, my boy.
You're not the first.
:34:56
This sort of thing
has happened before.
:34:58
And to some very good people.
:35:00
Alfred de Musset,
Victor Hugo, Napoleon.
:35:03
Even to me.
Isn't that true, Manuel?
:35:05
Yes, indeed, sir.
Many, many, many times.
:35:08
Well, not that many.
:35:10
But a skating instructor.
:35:13
A skating instructor!
:35:14
It is always a skating instructor.
:35:17
Or some such specimen.
:35:19
- Isn't that true, Manuel?
- Absolutely, sir.
:35:22
Remember dear little
Madame Dumelle...
:35:25
...and Marmaluc the Terrible Turk?
:35:27
There you are.
:35:28
A wrestler from the Folies Bergére.
:35:30
There was Madame Laura
and the swimming coach.
:35:33
Hurry up, Manuel.
:35:35
And Madame d'Albert
and the riding master.
:35:38
Mademoiselle Monique
and the weight lifter...
:35:39
...Madame Bocher and the plumber.
:35:42
That's enough, Manuel.
You've made your point.
:35:44
Here, put this in your mouth.
:35:46
One can't be a Don Juan
to one's valet, can one?
:35:50
I only keep him to prevent him
from talking to others.
:35:54
Oh, come, Gaston, cheer up.
:35:57
Cheer up? I couldn't be
in better spirits.